Got this from a friend of mine..

The Kuli : To ask for salary increment..

Dear Bo$$

In thi$ life, we all need $omething mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company . I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your $ $ incerely,
Your Employee

And the reply……

My dear employee,

I k NO w you have been working very hard. NO wadays, NO thing much has changed. You must have NO ticed that our company is NO t doing NO ticeably well as yet.

NO w the newspaper are saying the world`s leading eco NO mists are NO t sure if the United States may go into a NOther recession. After the NO vember presidential elections things may turn bad .

I have NO thing more to add NO w. You k NOw what I mean.

Yours truly,
Manager

Heh.

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.. with Dilbert.

Me: Okay…go to My Network.

Colleague: Okay..where’s your network?

Me: No, not my network. The MY NETWORK folder.

Colleague: My network?

Me: Yeah, double click.

Colleague: My network? Where got?

Me: Not your network! Go to the desktop, see at the top…

Colleague: Hello?

Me: Yeah?

Colleague: Ei, call you back, no network la.

Me: …..

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Came across this clip via youtube. Watch it!

The baby so serious one when he saw the brother’s mouth bleeding. Even the daddy also can’t tahan laughing. Haha! Funny.

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And again.. a friend of mine forwarded me this while I am waiting for my lunch time to come.

Dear Ah Lian,

Thanks you for your letter. Wrong time no see you. How everything? For me, I am quiet find.

You say in your letter your taukeh soh want you to chain your look? Somemore you must wear kick kok soo, hope you can wok properly.

You know, Ah Kau Kia working in a soft where company now. Last week, he take, Muthu & few of his friend to May Nonut to eat barger and fens fies.

After that he take we all go to kalah ok. Muthu sing and sing no stop until the sky bright.

Next week, my father mother going to sellerbread 20 years annie wear sari. My father mother going to give a fist to all the kampong people. So you must come with your hole family.

I only hope one day we no need to write and send letter to you and to me. Better I e-meow you, you e-meow me. I will ketchup with you soon.

And when you got time, please few free to call me.

Goo bye…..

Worm regard,
Ah Beng

Ok, set. I’m gonna eat roti Nan with teh tarik for lunch. Should be enough, i guess. Let’s go.

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I AM
60%
OPTIMUS PRIMETake the Transformers Quiz

I’m 60% Optimus Prime? I thought that the questions are something to do with the robots. But not at all. Try yourself. It’s fun!

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