Category: Funny

My Dog

Teacher: Simon, your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his? Simon: No la, teacher.  It’s the same dog! 🙂 [tags]my dog, simon, teacher[/tags]

Joke : A piece of advice while flying

I got this in my inbox today from a friend of mine, Hakim. After a month-long holiday in the US , my wife and I finally boarded the plane in San Francisco last Sunday heading home. As the plane reached cruising speed with the seat belt sign switched off, a 6 ft 3′ black man

Boys & Girls

Cheers! BOY : May I hold your hand?GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t heavy. GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!BOY : You love me… GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.BOY : Then marry me and we’ll be the happiest couple GIRL : Darling, I want to dance

Story to Tell

Once upon a time.. I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: ‘Hi, how are you?‘ I’m not the type to start a conversation in the men’s restroom but I don’t know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, ‘Doin’ just fine!‘ And the other guy

Ah Beng: New Stuff

Good Day.. Again! From my inbox. Hehe.. Ah Beng bought a new mobile. He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, “My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610” ============================================= Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .

The Kuli & The Boss

Got this from a friend of mine.. The Kuli : To ask for salary increment.. Dear Bo$$ In thi$ life, we all need $omething mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company . I am $ure