Funny

I got this in my inbox today from a friend of mine, Hakim.

After a month-long holiday in the US , my wife and I finally boarded the plane in San Francisco last Sunday heading home. As the plane reached cruising speed with the seat belt sign switched off, a 6 ft 3′ black man with the build of Mike Tyson in the front row got up from his seat, turned to face the back, raised his arm and yelled, ‘HIJACK!’

Everyone was frozen to the seat, expecting the worst to happen And two stewards were about to jump onto this guy More >

Once upon a time..

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: ‘Hi, how are you?‘

I’m not the type to start a conversation in the men’s restroom but I don’t know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, ‘Doin’ just fine!‘

And the other guy says: ‘So what are you up to?‘

What kind of question is that? At that point, I’m thinking this is too bizarre so I say: ‘Uhhh, I’m like you, just traveling!‘

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another More >

Got this from a friend of mine..

The Kuli : To ask for salary increment..

Dear Bo$$

In thi$ life, we all need $omething mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company . I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your $ $ incerely, Your Employee

And the reply……

My dear employee,

I k NO w you have been working very hard. NO wadays, NO thing much has changed. You must have NO ticed that our company is NO t doing NO ticeably More >

Me: Okay…go to My Network.

Colleague: Okay..where’s your network?

Me: No, not my network. The MY NETWORK folder.

Colleague: My network?

Me: Yeah, double click.

Colleague: My network? Where got?

Me: Not your network! Go to the desktop, see at the top…

Colleague: Hello?

Me: Yeah?

Colleague: Ei, call you back, no network la.

Me: …..

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