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Story to Tell

Once upon a time..

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: ‘Hi, how are you?‘
I’m not the type to start a conversation in the men’s restroom but I don’t know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, ‘Doin’ just fine!‘
And the other guy says: ‘So what […]

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Ah Beng: New Stuff

Good Day.. Again! From my inbox. Hehe..
Ah Beng bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
“My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610″
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Ah Beng : I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .
Friend : Really, what is he […]

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The Kuli & The Boss

Got this from a friend of mine..
The Kuli : To ask for salary increment..
Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $omething mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company . I am $ure you will gue$$ […]

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Tea Break

.. with Dilbert.

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Jokes : My Network

Me: Okay…go to My Network.
Colleague: Okay..where’s your network?
Me: No, not my network. The MY NETWORK folder.
Colleague: My network?
Me: Yeah, double click.
Colleague: My network? Where got?
Me: Not your network! Go to the desktop, see at the top…
Colleague: Hello?
Me: Yeah?
Colleague: Ei, call you back, no network la.
Me: …..
my network, network, jokes
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Oh.. this is funny

Came across this clip via youtube. Watch it!

The baby so serious one when he saw the brother’s mouth bleeding. Even the daddy also can’t tahan laughing. Haha! Funny. baby blood, youtube, funny
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A Letter to Ah Lian

And again.. a friend of mine forwarded me this while I am waiting for my lunch time to come.
Dear Ah Lian,
Thanks you for your letter. Wrong time no see you. How everything? For me, I am quiet find.
You say in your letter your taukeh soh want you to chain your look? Somemore you must wear […]

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I am 60% Optimus Prime

I AM
60%
OPTIMUS PRIMETake the Transformers Quiz
I’m 60% Optimus Prime? I thought that the questions are something to do with the robots. But not at all. Try yourself. It’s fun!
transformers, optimus prime, autobots, quiz, decepticons, robots
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I’m Back. Short Post.

My blog traffic getting lower and lower. I don’t want to ask myself “why”. At first my target was, at least one post a day for andysaedah.com .. Oh again, mission failed. Okay. Let’s start all over again.. at least one post a week. Should be better, for the time being.
Heh.
By the way, […]

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This is how business is done

I got this from a friend of mine. Here it goes :
Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son.
Jack: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son : “I will choose my own bride!”
Jack: “But the girl is Bill Gate’s daughter.”
Son : “Well, in that case…ok”
Next Jack approaches Bill Gates.
Jack: “I have a […]

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The Celebrities in Me

Yay! I can imitate 50 Cent’s face. Hey, and Ronaldo’s too! Fuyoo! This is fun.

I kinda like this.
And yours?
celebrities, fun, 50 cent, ronaldo, andy saedah
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Dear freelancers and developers..

Do you face something like this everyday?

Pic Source : Bendawos.com
Maybe you should read this. Yea, it’s true. Sometimes, the clients just don’t know what they want actually. Sigh.
developers, freelancers, ben dawos
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