Cheers!

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me…

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we’ll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don’t you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He’d forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I’m wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I’m pretty. Andy says I’m ugly. What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you’re pretty ugly.

Girlfriend : “…And are you sure you love me and no one else ?”
Boyfriend : “Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday”.

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For us to think:

This is a story about four people: Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody.

There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.

Anybody could have done it but Nobody did it.

Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody‘s job.

Everybody thought Anybody could do it but Nobody realised that Everybody wouldn’t do it.

It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody have done.

everybody, somebody, anybody and nobody

This morning i received 5 missed call from an unknown number. I was on my scooter to work that time, so i could not answer the call.

30 minutes after i reached office. Beeeepp! (sms tone) and I got this from the same number..

I ignored for a while before i replied..

Not long after that another sms coming in, with extra “Spicy” flavour.

Bangang.. Stupid and whatsoever.. (i’m not going to translate, no mood..)

I was sooo madddd.. so i decided to dial the number..

a little kid answered the call.. “Hello”

Me   : Hello.. panggil mak
Kid  : Hello siapa ni? Ayah?
Me   : Panggil mak cepat..
Kid  : Siapa ni?
Me   : Adik, panggil mak.
Kid  : Ni siapa?
Me  : Panggil Mak! (with extra high voltage)
Kid  : (called her mum.. “ibu! ada orang nak cakap”)

Then a lady pick up the phone..

Lady : Hello!
Me    : Hello akak, kenapa sms macam tu.. saya dah cakap salah nombor, kan?
Lady : Ini bukan 014 ke?
Me    : Bukan… nombor saya 016
Lady : Yeke?
Me    : Iye… 016.. Nombor saya 016
Lady  : Nanti kejap saya check..

Hang up.

Few minutes later i called that lady again..

She rejected my call for few times. Huh. Then I SMS..

No reply.

But about half an hour later…

My goodness.. This is too MUCH! You must be kidding me. I said WRONG NUMBERRRRRR!

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