The Kuli & The Boss

Got this from a friend of mine..

The Kuli : To ask for salary increment..

Dear Bo$$

In thi$ life, we all need $omething mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company . I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your $ $ incerely,
Your Employee

And the reply……

My dear employee,

I k NO w you have been working very hard. NO wadays, NO thing much has changed. You must have NO ticed that our company is NO t doing NO ticeably well as yet.

NO w the newspaper are saying the world`s leading eco NO mists are NO t sure if the United States may go into a NOther recession. After the NO vember presidential elections things may turn bad .

I have NO thing more to add NO w. You k NOw what I mean.

Yours truly,
Manager

Heh.

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