Building a Website for Mafia Gang

@ndy    Life Log    

I chatted with a friend of mine via MSN two days ago. At first i don’t wanna blog about it but now.. I think i should!

Here are part of the conversation (taken from my MSN history folder).. Unedited version.

Friend : you part time doing website ?
Me : yaa
Me :
Me : why
Friend : actually i have friends want to do…
Me : oo
Me : do website?
Friend : yup …
Friend : website
Friend : but they want a gambling website..
Me : waa
Friend : not legal one lar …
Friend : r u interested??
Me : haha
Friend : my friend is consider like mafia geng
Friend : if u r not interested …nvm it’s ok …
Me : gambling site, i dun do worr
Me
Friend : then it’s ok …
Friend : just forget about our conversation ….
Me : sorry bro!
Friend : woke.. np

Let me highlight this statement once again.. “….my friend is consider like mafia geng”

Gila larr.. In case those “Mafia” kena tangkap one day..

Police : Tell me! Who develop the website for you?!
Mafia : His name is Andy. You can go to his blog at www.andysaedah.com

Huh… So scary worrrr…. I’m not going to the jail, of course..!

Huh. Better not.

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Germs

@ndy    Interesting    

You know what..?

1,527,960How Many Germs Live On Your Keyboard?

And you might say.. “Waaaaaaaaa.. that much, meh?”

Oh ya.. That’s equivalent to the number of germs on 306 toilet seats. Huhu..

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The Kuli & The Boss

@ndy    Funny    

Got this from a friend of mine..

The Kuli : To ask for salary increment..

Dear Bo$$

In thi$ life, we all need $omething mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company . I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your $ $ incerely,
Your Employee

And the reply……

My dear employee,

I k NO w you have been working very hard. NO wadays, NO thing much has changed. You must have NO ticed that our company is NO t doing NO ticeably well as yet.

NO w the newspaper are saying the world`s leading eco NO mists are NO t sure if the United States may go into a NOther recession. After the NO vember presidential elections things may turn bad .

I have NO thing more to add NO w. You k NOw what I mean.

Yours truly,
Manager

Heh.

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The Good Life

@ndy    Life Log    

Tired with Work Work.. and Work. And now I’m having a good rest… Serious one.

.. tomorrow morning (in few hours time) I will be going to Malacca for…

the recording! … Yeah.. Stay Tune!

“HAPPY LABOUR DAY, ALL!”

gecko, malacca, music recording, rock

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